The Fairwealde Campaign
Mr. Doofy the Spider
Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Seriously?
Mr. Doofy was a spider who lived in the basement level of the goblin-overridden, dwarf-built castle outside of Brandenburg. He lived a lonely bachelor’s life with his brother, who lived in the spider web next to him. They would play cards on Wednesdays and liked to listen to the screams coming from the victims in the pit.